THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

All these sick ass people coming in and coughing and yacking and hacking has seemingly infected both my boss and I. In the 4 years I’ve worked here combined him and I have not used a single week of sick time. And now we’re both coughing our fucking brains out. I was thinking that I might stay late to cough all over their keyboards and mice but they’re already sick and that won’t do anything. Fuckers. They think it’s funny. But will they think it’s funny when I cough right in their face?

NOPE.