1. muayguy:

    Ooooiiiii! Anyone know how that feels?

    (via delightsandescapes)

     
  2. tastefullyoffensive:

    Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

    (via miss-love)

     
  3. It never fails. I always even out.

    (Source: wigglemore, via seinfeld-quotes)

     
  4. (Source: badwolfoswin, via miss-love)

     
  5. dooleysqueen:

    norulesnobras:

    basedhiyoko:

    yoursexcrazedsub:

    1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

    2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

    Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

    you go girl

    suck them dicks

    achieve your dreams

    are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

    (via dragonsbarbelle)

     
  6. If Daenerys and Margaery were ever to meet, do you think that they woud get along or would there be some tension between them?

    (Source: stormborns, via dragonsbarbelle)

     

  7. "If you have to choose between me and someone else, pick them. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life with someone who is going to question if they made the right choice."
    — (via aliciaaadani)

    (Source: hollow-craters, via ikkimikki)

     
  8. naturepunk:

    elegantwolves:

    by Klaus Bulgrin

    I’m gonna eat this rock. The whole rock. Just eat it. 

    (via toofoxy)

     
  9. lovealishadawn:

    la-temeraire:

    marigolds-sorry:

    I really really needed this wow

    i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

    LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

    SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

    (via invincibeard)

     
  10. renniesane:

    Healthy Nutella

    • 2 cups raw hazelnuts
    • 1/4 cup cocoa powder
    • 1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
    • 1/4 tsp salt
    • 1/2 cup almond milk
    • 2-4 tablespoons powdered stevia, honey, agave or maple (optional, can omit)

    —> preheat oven to 400 F

    —> roast the hazelnuts for 10-12 minutes till it’s toasted then use a towel to rub the skin off. (Not all will come off)

    —> blend in a food processor until it turns into hazelnut butter ( another 10-12 minutes) stopping to scrape it down every 2-3 minutes

    —> add other ingredients and blend more till it’s smooth and creamy, and well blended.

    —> store in an airtight container / jar in a fridge !!

    —> ENJOY! x

    Renniesane / Tumblr

    Per tablespoon:
    Calories: 56
    Fat: 4.5
    Protein: 4
    Carbs: 4
    Fiber: 2 
    Sugar: 2.4

    (via delightsandescapes)

     
  11. detectivanilla:

    percymyjackson:

    So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
    And today he was like
    “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
    And showed us this…

    WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
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  13. breelandwalker:

    NORWEGIAN

    FOREST

    CATS

    VIKING

    KITTAHS

    (Source: megtroid, via chloroform666)

     
  14. forestsexual:

    b1tchcass1dy:

    digginitwithacoolshovel:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

    Related: Subway Snapchat Art

    LOOOOL

    Okay but I need this app

    no but you left out some of the best ones

    (via delightsandescapes)

     
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